- Normal fans: OMG! I love you so much! I'm your biggest fan! You are so perfect!
- Me: YOU BITCH. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO PERFECT. I HATE YOU. I WANT TO STRANGLE YOUR NECK WITH A DENTAL FLOSS. OR BROFIST YOUR BALLS WITH AN ICEPICK. OHMYGOD LOOK AT THAT FACE. YOU PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKE. I WANT TO HIT YOUR FACE WITH A CHAIR AND STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A PENCIL. LET ME PUSH YOU OFF A CLIFF. FUCK YOU. LOVE ME BACK GOD DAMMIT. LKSFJDMLKVNGDLKN
